Prostitution and Fiscal Responsibility

So I've been doing some thinking, and in these economic times, prostitution really doesn't seem like a bad alternative to dating.  Let me break it down for you.

So let's examine what a guy spends for sex on an average date:

1.  Grooms himself, has a shower, a shave, sprays some cologne, gets a haircut etc.  $25

2.  Top off the tank, buy a pack of gum and condoms while at the gas station  $45

3.   Pick her up and take her out to dinner $60

4.  Go out to a bar to help get things moving along $75 (of course she wants shots of Patron and not bottom shelf well drinks that are on special)

Now, if you are on your A game, this lay cost you $205.  In many cases, this routine must be completed 3 or 4 times, and still not guaranteeing sex..... That's $615-$820 for non-guaranteed-sex!!!  Not to mention that you spent a lot of time and energy on this, you need to put a value on your time.

So if you think about it, paying $500-$1000 for a night of sex with a mid-range escort, who's probably way hotter than the chick you're "dating" doesn't seem to bad huh?  Maybe even fiscally responsible.  There are also some advantages, no awkward morning, no clingy chicks, no bullshit.

So what do you think?

The Luke Has Spoken

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The Modern "Man"

Ok, this has been going on for some time now and it needs to end. What I'm talking about is the metrosexual trend.  These are "men" who wax their chests, go tanning, spend way too much time getting ready, drink martinis, take photos of themselves trying to look pretty, and in extreme cases, wear makeup. 

Now I'm not saying a guy shouldn't be able to clean up now and then, but this is  taking it too far.  One of the perks about being a man is not having to spend much time on appearance, why give that up?  So you can look like the assholes from Jersey Shore?  Go right ahead, look at the clowns they call women that they pickup.

Bottom line is that guys should act like guys, pretending to be a woman is not going to get you women.  You have a penis, now have some fucking respect for yourself.

The Luke Has Spoken

Assholes in the Drive Thru

People no longer have any common courtesy.  This happens to me just about every other time I go to Dunkin Donuts in the morning for a cup of coffee.  There's one asshole who goes through the drive thru ordering way to much crap.  I.E. 3  dozen donuts, all of which they choose individually, 5 mocha cappuccino diarrhea drinks, and a bunch of other garbage.  While everyone behind this jerk just wants a cup of coffee.

If your order is that big, walk your fat ass inside and stop holding up the drive thru line.  The point of going through the drive thru is to save fucking time.  People have no courtesy for others anymore.  These people should die of monkey AIDS.

Luke has spoken.

Gay Pride

Today is the Pride Parade in Chicago.  It sucks.... not because I don't like gay people, or that I'm a homophobic bible banger, I'm just envious.  These people are living it up, and do you know why?  They don't have to deal with the opposite sex, life is grand for these folks.

New Blog

So I'm new to this blog thing, but I thought it would be a great way to vent my thoughts, both positive and negative.

Today's thought:

There is A LOT of porn on the internet, I mean just.... wow.  Do we not live in the best time in history or what?