So I've been doing some thinking, and in these economic times, prostitution really doesn't seem like a bad alternative to dating. Let me break it down for you.
So let's examine what a guy spends for sex on an average date:
1. Grooms himself, has a shower, a shave, sprays some cologne, gets a haircut etc. $25
2. Top off the tank, buy a pack of gum and condoms while at the gas station $45
3. Pick her up and take her out to dinner $60
4. Go out to a bar to help get things moving along $75 (of course she wants shots of Patron and not bottom shelf well drinks that are on special)
Now, if you are on your A game, this lay cost you $205. In many cases, this routine must be completed 3 or 4 times, and still not guaranteeing sex..... That's $615-$820 for non-guaranteed-sex!!! Not to mention that you spent a lot of time and energy on this, you need to put a value on your time.
So if you think about it, paying $500-$1000 for a night of sex with a mid-range escort, who's probably way hotter than the chick you're "dating" doesn't seem to bad huh? Maybe even fiscally responsible. There are also some advantages, no awkward morning, no clingy chicks, no bullshit.
So what do you think?
The Luke Has Spoken
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